The Republic of Black Eagle Lions is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning black hawk population. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.31 billion Black Eagle Lionsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The Black Eagle Lionsian economy, worth 286 trillion regions a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 45,391 regions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, every workday begins with group therapy, organ donation is compulsory, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Black Eagle Lions's national animal is the black hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Black Eagle Lions is ranked 224,293^rd in the world and 6,473^rd in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 218.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.